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Once upon a time there was a saxophone playing teddy bear. His name was Frog. His best friend was a muppet who often says meep. One day he was walking around Mount Everest with the muppet, who also happened to be named Meep. They saw the biggest chicken they'd ever seen and began chasing it. They found out the hard way that chickens can fly...and aren't afraid of saxophone playing teddy bears nor muppets. They came back to the city of WeEe in Kiribati mising several arms and legs. Meep only had five arms left! When they got back to WeEe, they found it had been attacked by talking computers! Frog and Meep did what any self respecting hippopotumus would do and went and bought a lawn chair to fight the computers. They found out the lawn chair was not enough to fight off the computers so they purchased pixie stix (the big plstic ones) from their nearest Walmart. Eventually the came to the conclusion that they couldn't win...*&^#@*&^$#*&%^#*$&^%*&^@!*#^&$#@*&%*&$#^%*&^$# computers are just too strong. So they flew away on a giant penguin they saved from the computers. This penguin, not only did they save it from one of the computers, they got it to vanquish one of them. When they flew away to the North Pole, Meep and Frog bred this penguin and with their penguin army of 1,951,987,357,984,684,981,563,346,712,465 penguins they went back to WeEe and defeated the computers. The penguins claimed it as ther own, and forgot that Meep and Frog originally saved them and they locked Meep and Frog in a closet. Meep and Frog had a grand old time in that closet: they discovered they were homosexuals! After a year they had created a 30 person army (actually muppet/teddy bear army), and they stole hair dryers and drove the penguins out of WeEe and made them live in Asia! THE END

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